December 2011
I am no longer here!
bastard—man:
If you liked me, then click here.
I am no longer here!
bastard—man:
If you liked me, then click here.
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Also - I'm Moving!
Yup. I’m abandoning this ship, for a brand and shiny new one. I’m not going to delete this blog, as maybe 70% of the things that are on here are too precious for me to lose. But it will remain inactive from now on, other than maybe a month of links giving the people who do actually pay attention to anything that I put on here, the chance to follow my new blog.
The new blog will be, I...
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This New Year's Resolution
(I’m hardly the most eloquent of writers, so apologies for any gramatical errors or general in-cohesiveness. But I had to get this down one way or another.)
First and foremost, I want to address all of the people who are now rolling their eyes at the computer screen, who believe that waiting until New Years to change the qualities that you dislike about yourself, and the habits that you...
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Watch
The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever
I’m literally dying with laughter right now. Whenever you have time alone, guys. Or maybe some headphones. Oh yeah. Not safe for work, either.
Currently having one of those ‘oh shit the world is amazing’ moments, as right now I’m sending messages to a friend in New York state, that are being delivered and replied to in a matter of seconds. 4000 ish miles in less than 4 seconds.
And right now, what I’m writing here will become available for billions of people to see, if they so choose to read it, from as close as...
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it disturbs me how easily i can be eradicated from peoples’ lives. it disturbs me even further how easily i can do the same.
people are heartless motherfuckers.
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“Worrying is like being on a rocking horse. You can rock on that fucker as much...”
– My Aunt
lightweightprick:
Manchester is the best place in the world
if you disagree
you’re wrong
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Lol, is it rude to take back asking somebody out on a date? I don’t want to do this.
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I don’t know, even though he does seem like he’s interested, I don’t know if I could ever be comfortable with myself, with him. This is my opposite-side-of-shallow side in full fruition.
I hate feeling like I’m not in people’s leagues, because I probably am in the bigger picture of things, yet I probably ruin things for myself by thinking like this, and maybe I...
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JACK MAXWELL
portisquai:
ANSWER YOUR PHONE
Sleeping until 4pm is much more important, sorry.
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Oh my god. He wants to see me again…
I’m nervous all over again.
My family keep leaving me alone in a room with my cousin’s new boyfriend who is the biggest chav ever and it’s really awkward and I just want to go to sleep.
Go home, people. Go home.
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We’re having family friends over, and everyone is going to be drunk but me, and they will expect me to socialise, but all I want to do right now is go to sleep.
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Soppy gay shit
This sounds very strange and maybe slightly pathetic, but after last night, I feel like a completely different person. I feel like I have so much confidence right now, which for me is a pretty big deal, as those closest to me most likely know that I have next to none.
Even if it did take my friends forcing me to talk to the guy, I did it. I wasn’t awkward or shy or weird. I was myself,...
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Revision is so hard hungover.
I tried for a few minutes but I can’t even read my notes.
My first exam is in two weeks today.
It is a unit 1 resit.
I haven’t done any work for that unit since May.
I need/would like an A in it.
Fuck.
Going to fail at everything.
Whoever it was that decided it was a good idea to make us do our exams straight after Christmas needs a swift kick...
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What
If you had told me before I went out last night that at 5am, I would be spooning with the guy I’ve had a crush on since the start of college, on some random girl’s couch, I would have called you a liar.
But that shit happened.
IT HAPPENED.
HFKSDFKDFSDGSFHKFDKFDDFSDFSK
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Anonymous asked: Kim Jong Il is dead? I thought he was just il...
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The Gay Agenda
pealowsweetandlow:
turn all kids gay
destroy american values
have sex with every soldier
give AIDS to everyone
destroy America
go shopping
WHO THE FUCK LEAKED THIS ON THE INTERNET!?
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There’s a dramatic breakup all over my facebook newsfeed. I really don’t understand why people hang all of their laundry out on facebook for everyone to see - it’s quite ridiculous.
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Me: AND IT'S ALWAYS YOU. AND ME. ALWAYS. AND FOREVER. BABABABABABA!
Nobody else: .................
The song I wanted to upload before bed is too big so that is annoying.
In other news, I am now best friends with my sister’s boyfriend. It’s weird how alcohol brings people closer together,
Whey
